The Putter-Mike Account

There's a guy on YouTube called @putter-mike he

likes crazy golf and films himself hitting hole

in ones oftentimes (sometimes two – this he calls

a deuce) there is always lots of background noise

and they are what you'd call poor quality

(running water, passing traffic - you know - and

also the camera shakes and the picture is

grainy) and he has what I think of as bad

shoes but he does good at crazy golf and puts

it in the hole a lot, one of the holes is

shaped like a heart and there he makes a hole in

one, his girlfriend making the same h-mm sound

after each shot and I am now subscriber

number one hundred and forty four

  • This piece appears in Wet Grain and is probably a sonnet and crazy golf is the best.

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